singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns



samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself



philippaertsbros:

Everyone need to see this.

philippaertsbros:

Everyone need to see this.

(Source: cexdressage)



starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick



mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

(Source: pleatedjeans)



thorki-hiddlesworth:

If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.

thorki-hiddlesworth:

If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.



It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.

(Source: arthurpendragonns)