of-leather-wings:

nevermore-he-said:

of-leather-wings:

Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian

yes

(Source: daedriac)



of-leather-wings:

nevermore-he-said:

of-leather-wings:

Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian

yes

(Source: daedriac)



HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON ↗

shisno:

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we’ve verified at FIJMU:

  • Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled.
  • The game room only has one video game system and one television.
  • The two are not connected.
  • Under 500 people…




Iggy Azalea (Karen), Amber Rose (Gretchen), Ed Sheeren (Cady), and Waka Flocka Flame (Regina) reenact the phone call scene in Mean Girls.

(Source: smaries)



I can’t believe I found a love, that’s so pure and true…

(Source: edgarwrights)



dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

image

(Source: 2048bit)



sextective:

The Ballad Of Arthur Darvill (x)



jackthevulture:

miraclemodus:

narutooth:

sasuke uchiha is still a genin

SO IS NARUTO

AND OBITO

THIS WAR IS BEING FOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO NEVER FINISHED THE NINJA EQUIVALENT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL

maybe thats why its taking so fucking long



iwilleatyourenglish:

when people call hannibal misunderstood i just imagine hannibal as socially confused, 90s sitcom character who gets into hijinks

like he trips on a skateboard and accidentally harvests a dude’s liver

and jack walks in with his hands on hips and he goes “hannibal" in that annoyed, sitcom-way

and hannibal is just on the floor feasting on this dude’s organs and he shrugs and sheepishly grins and says “did i do that?” and a laugh track plays