jackthevulture:

miraclemodus:

narutooth:

sasuke uchiha is still a genin

SO IS NARUTO

AND OBITO

THIS WAR IS BEING FOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO NEVER FINISHED THE NINJA EQUIVALENT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL

maybe thats why its taking so fucking long



iwilleatyourenglish:

when people call hannibal misunderstood i just imagine hannibal as socially confused, 90s sitcom character who gets into hijinks

like he trips on a skateboard and accidentally harvests a dude’s liver

and jack walks in with his hands on hips and he goes “hannibal" in that annoyed, sitcom-way

and hannibal is just on the floor feasting on this dude’s organs and he shrugs and sheepishly grins and says “did i do that?” and a laugh track plays



colonelrogers:

gazzymouse:

colonelrogers:

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ON YOUR LEFT

DONT SAY IT

… ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ON YOUR LEFT



pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero